I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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