Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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