wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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