so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just want nice things and good sex
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
