Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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