turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
