My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
