He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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