I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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