Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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