Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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