I bet he comes in French.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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