Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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