Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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