I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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