Sponge bath it is.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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