OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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