yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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