I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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