Buhtt sex?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
