ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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