she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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