Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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