508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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