That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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