Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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