i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
