Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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