Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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