she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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