She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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