The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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