i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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