So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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