I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
How's work?
Spinning.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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