How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Randomize
