I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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