He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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