On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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