My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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