no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Randomize
