I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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