The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
false alarm, still single
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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