get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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