found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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