like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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