hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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