he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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