Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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