I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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