Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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