There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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