How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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