Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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